Joke of the 21st century

Presidential elections in Afghanistan: A Joke of the 21st century

"Afghanistan’s American and other international supporters have made a democratic transfer of power a precondition for the continuance of extensive foreign aid programs to the country." 

WHAT? 

Condition for continuance of foreign aid? 

When did Afghanistan ever had a decent presidential election under US occupation? 

The last one which brought Karzai? 

Or this one?  

What do you say about a presidential election where the two sides agreed to keep the results secret?

1,000 Pakistanis recruited for Bahrain forces

More than 1,000 Pakistanis have been recruited to serve in the Bahrain National Guards, learnt on Sunday.
The recruitment has been made through the military-run Bahria Foundation and Fauji Foundation, which train the selected personnel before sending them to Bahrain.
“We have been asked to recruit 850 people and 150 to 200 others will be inducted through Fauji Foundation,” he said.
“We have facilitated the recruitment with a view to providing employment to Pakistanis,” he added.
America is also following the policy of employment to Americans by invading the other countries. In Afghanistan, the American forces bombard Pakistani territory, they just do their jobs as the employees do.  

Humiliation for Oil

By the Egyptian uprising, America was humiliated as it was by Tunisian revolution.
America was humiliated more in Libya as it had normalised its relation with the dictator Qaddafi few years back.
Now, America is all geared up to be humiliated in Yemen, Bahrain and Saudi Arabia by the people's protests, determined to overthrow its friends, the tyrants, the despots and the dictators.
Already, the Pakistanis are humiliating it after holding its citizen, Davis who shot to death two youths recently, even the judiciary has refused to bail him out.
Already, being humiliated in Afghanistan being unable to capture one old and sick man Osama bin Laden.
The series of humiliation will continue till the American people themselves rise up against the Zionist-backed Oppressive World Order.
Why these humiliations? Is it just for O I L or .......

House of Saud: Servant of Israel and America

In the 333 days of war between Israel and Lebanon, Hezbollah had defended their soil and forced the Zionist army to retreat shamefully. In this war the Muslim Ummah openely supported Hezbollah all over the world. But, Unfortunately the Saudi and Wahhabi regime worked hard against Hezbollah and tried its best that it could be defeated.
During the people's revolution in Egypt, this Najdi regime tried its best that Husni Mubarak remains in power.
Saudi gave full moral and military support to the Yemeni government to crush the uprising of the oppressed Yemenis.
This Wahhabi regime also financed the sectarian elements like al Qaida to create rift among Muslims in Iraq.
In the Bahrain uprising Saudi is playing a dirty role in helping to crush the people's protest.
Saudi Arabia was against the Palestinians and never uttered a word against the siege of Gaza by Israel.
Funded the extremists and fanatics of Pakistan to create sectarian chaos and disrespect the beliefs of other sects of Islam.
Bin Laden is the product of this same Wahhabi thoughts who do not believe in mercy, but, project an image of brutal Islam to the world.
The Talibans are the illegitimate offspring of these tyrant royal family active in Afghanistan and Pakistan, massacring innocent women and children in market place through suicide bombings.
The ruler of Saudia calls himself to be the "Khaadimul Haramayn Shareefayn" (servant of the twin Holy Shrines-Makkah and Madinah), while infact he is "Khadimul Yahood wan Nasaara" (servant of Israel and America).

Ultimate Destinations of the Dictators

Former President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali of Tunisia fled to Saudi Arabia.
Gamal Mobarak is hiding in Britain.
So which country King Abdullah will flee?
Mubarak of Egypt will take asyllum in Tel Aviv?
President Ali Abdullah Saleh of Yemen may flee to Florida.
Ghaddafi of Libya may take refuge in Paris.
King of Bahrain, Khalifa bin Mohammed will take the sea route and will be captured by Somali Pirates.
Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan of Abu Dhabi (UAE) will flee to Kerala, because the Malbaris love him.
Asif Zardari, the President of Pakistan will be Mohajir to India.
President Karzai of Afghanistan will hide in Tora Bora in the company of Mulla Umar.
Those dictators who have nowhere to go can live in Bihar peacefully and can get elected in coming Lok Sabha elections.

US only Atomic Criminal

Why is the United States the only atomic Criminal?
It dropped bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Japanese cities.
It is mum on Israel's stockpile of nuclear weapons.
Bombed civilians in Veitnam, Combodia, Afghanistan, Iraq.
Biggest seller of Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Has military bases in maximum countries in the world.
Toppled many countries through CIA.